{"id":457,"date":"2009-07-05T11:34:38","date_gmt":"2009-07-05T09:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kochsiek.org\/blog\/?p=457"},"modified":"2009-07-05T11:34:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-05T09:34:38","slug":"effektiv-mampfen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kochsiek.org\/blog\/2009\/07\/05\/effektiv-mampfen\/","title":{"rendered":"Effektiv mampfen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Endlich gibt es einen Weg, Fast-Food ohne die m\u00fchsamen Bewegungen der Arme in sich aufzunehmen.<\/p>\n<p>Laut dem Online-Sender &#8222;<a title=\"Onion News Network\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/index\" target=\"_blank\">Onion News Network &#8211; ONN<\/a>&#8220; sind sog. <em>Feed-Bags<\/em> kurz vor der globalen Markteinf\u00fchrung. In diesem Beitrag wurden sie bereits jetzt vorgestellt:<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"430\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/onn_embed\/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FFEEDBAGS_article.jpg&amp;videoid=80614&amp;title=New%20Wearable%20Feedbags%20Let%20Americans%20Eat%20More%2C%20Move%20Less\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FFEEDBAGS_article.jpg&amp;videoid=80614&amp;title=New%20Wearable%20Feedbags%20Let%20Americans%20Eat%20More%2C%20Move%20Less\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Meiner Meinung nach muss jetzt nur noch das Problem der Soft-Drinks gel\u00f6st werden. Irgendwie muss man da noch einen langen Strohhalm f\u00fcr die Cola anbringen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Endlich gibt es einen Weg, Fast-Food ohne die m\u00fchsamen Bewegungen der Arme in sich aufzunehmen. Laut dem Online-Sender &#8222;Onion News Network &#8211; ONN&#8220; sind sog. Feed-Bags kurz vor der globalen Markteinf\u00fchrung. In diesem Beitrag wurden sie bereits jetzt vorgestellt: Meiner &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kochsiek.org\/blog\/2009\/07\/05\/effektiv-mampfen\/\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[115,183,184],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kochsiek.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kochsiek.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kochsiek.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kochsiek.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kochsiek.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/kochsiek.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":459,"href":"http:\/\/kochsiek.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions\/459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kochsiek.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kochsiek.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kochsiek.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}